53799 504 miles later 977 miles from home and it's 10 am before we get started. I don't know if I will ever know if it truly is shorter to go west. I believe it must be because of the tourist cities all piled up on the way to Orlando, and Orlando itself full of tourists. Not only did I force Traffic Pro to route me via Lake City, but also there was this fast VW Passat I was following at 110 mph across the top of Florida. I was at I 75 in half an hour. :) The ride down 75 was so much fun I didn't want it to end. The sound of Steve Miller Band's "Quicksilver Girl" without the base line drove me to try putting the right channel on again. Instantly Rock shot me a look like he was saying: "Oh RIGHT, it's like it's not enough that you keep me in this nylon prison for over 8 hours a day, and you think I didn't notice you had the top down, I don't even get to pee while you are eating crabs on the Inner Harbor, as if that wasn't bad enough, you think I won't notice when you turn on a speaker the same size as my rib cage right beside my ear with a shot of Rock and Roll when I had finally fallen asleep? BITCH!" I immediately turned the balance back to the left and hung my head in shame. A little scared of what I would find at this house I only saw on the Internet in desperation looking for a place to escape the construction at my house. All around me I saw increasing numbers of "snowbirds". We, the snowbirds, flocking south for the winter in our dirty cars with license plates from Ontario and Michigan. A 740 with a canoe strapped painfully to it's back, clips on the hood. We should have special license plate frames for the trip that say, "Yes, I admit it, I am a snowbird. Please have mercy on me." Traffic Pro found my winter home, and it was without a doubt all of Zodom and most of Gamorrah.

10 Zodom and Gamorrah Part 1 Triple Packing~~ Part 2 Cat In a Bag~~ Part 3 Baltimore~~ Part 4 Virginia~~ Part 5 Dr. Biggly I Presume~~ Part 6 Zouth of the Border~~ Part 7 South Carolina~~ Part 8 Georgia~~ Part 9 Jacksonville, FL~~ Part 10 Road to Zodom~~ Part 11 Garage Gamorrah~~ Part 12 God Bless You, Steve Borsse~~

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